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UPDATE: Heated Harping on Harps for Homophobic Happenings (see what I did there?)
Yesterday I shared the disaster at one of Arkansas’ Harps locations with you. The manager decided to put a “family shield” over a picture of Elton John, his partner and their kid. See yesterday’s post here.
Well, here is a statement released by Harps:
Soooooo…..is this the best PR statement you’ve ever heard? Or do most of you still think they are stretching to recover what they’ve lost by all of this??
And as always, please comment HERE…..on the actual blog!! :)
Just Because We Live Here, Doesn’t Mean We All Live HERE
I heard it was now 2011. Some must not have gotten a new phone book on their porch.
We catch a lot of crap in Arkansas, just because we live here.
But we bring even more crap on ourselves when we live HERE:
Pic belongs to Jennifer Huddleston
By HERE I mean a place where we think we need to cover a magazine cover because it has a gay man on it. Or is it that he has a son?
Either way, this would have completely ruined my entire family had Harps in Mountain Home, AR not protected us with the magical “Family Shield”. Can I throw up now?
Give me a freaking break folks!!
I would really love to hear your take on this…..are they stupid, crazy, right, wrong?? What?? Leave your comment below….and read others’ opinions on twitter here.
Somebody Start a Homeless Radio Show for Crap’s Sake!!!
Sent to me by my homeboy Jacob Slaton. Check him out!
“Questions” by Matthew Paul Turner (@JesusNeedsNewPR)
This is great. In a few ways. It’s clever and funny. But it’s real. It’s real great. This is one of the reasons that I’m proud to call MPT my friend. I mean, we’re not bff’s or anything, but I did have coffee with him once. And I kick his ass at Words With Friends once every 32 games. Enjoy!
Matthew Paul Turner-On Questions from Cross Point Church on Vimeo.
I’m So Hog….I Gotta Face Tattoo of Coach Bobby Petrino
There are only 2 YouTube videos that will forever stay in my bookmarks. They are so amazing and so unique that they should be given a medal of honor or something…..
I’ve posted them before, but today I think they need to be viewed again…..Steve Lee is a mutha stinkin’ genius!!
Target Ain’t People – The Real Beauty of America
Target. You know….the store? Surely you’ve heard the latest ranting about their political and financial goings-on.
If not, you will. I need not preface this video with an explanation as the video does it well enough.
THIS, my friends, is the real beauty of America. Regardless of your political stances or opinions…..you must admit that the ability to do THIS, is one reason we all stay here…..
Thanks to Anne Rice and Basil, I’m Quitting Christianity and American-ity
Thanks to these two, I would like to announce that I am quitting Christianity, American-ity, Southern…whatever, and I will no longer divulge my gun ownership status.
Anne gave me the guts. Basil gave me the desire. Anne told me it was ok, when Basil made me cry.
I’ve wanted to return to Nashville, TN someday. However, if this dude goes any farther than a 3 inch rope, it just won’t happen……I don’t even know if I will call myself American ever again.
Ray Stevens Hasn’t Been Funny Since Jesus Was a Cowboy!
I’m working on a blog post that takes on immigration and Christianity. I’m sure it will piss off plenty of my friends, but I think there are some things that need to be discussed.
What better way to prepare for that, than to show you how NOT funny Ray Stevens is…(still)…
If You People Don’t Stop, I’ll Never WRITE a Blog Post Again!
There is just so much crazy awesome stuff out there right now that I can’t help but share with you…..
I can’t keep up with it all! If it doesn’t let up, I’ll never get around to writing another article! That said, this is the greatest picture you’ve ever seen….
I’m Not One to Post Mushy Crap on My Blog, But…
……you gotta admit that this is pretty dope!
BP’s “Oil Spill” Has Caused the Single Most Awesome Interweb Phenomenon
First, let me say this: This “oil spill” sucks. It’s sad. It’s horrible. People died. It sucks.
But, if you haven’t even laughed one time at a BP joke that you’ve heard or read, then you have no business on my trashy blog! :)
Now….
If you Twitter, surely you have noticed the last, greatest Twitter-er….. @BPGlobalPR
This has been one of the most amusing things I have ever seen. Some dude does satire very well, and has aimed all his energy at BP. It’s a freakin’ riot!!
Here’s one of his Tweets for example:
“The oil leak was caused by a natural gas explosion, or sea fart, which is now having silent but deadly consequences. #bpseafart “ 6:26 AM Jun 1st via Twitterrific
If you can’t laugh at that, you should never be allowed to laugh again!!
So yesterday the dude “behind” this Twitter account “came out” and revealed his partial identity. In one of the most well written and stated posts regarding BP thus far, please welcome…….
Mr. Leroy Stick!!!!
Oh….You have to click on his name….my bad. Or as we are now saying, “My BP”.
